The first annual PCCboard shooting competition was held today. As agreed by the competitors, each member was allowed their own choice of weapon.
Mountain arrived bright and early toting a squirrel gun left to him by his grandpappy. He also brought a fifth of Jack Daniels and six of his cousins for backup just in case […]
PCC Bored
Society is now one polished horde, formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores and Bored. ~ Lord Byron
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PCCboard Shootin’ Match
Camp o’ the Bored
The PCCBoard Bible Conference and Summer Camp will be held at Camp o’ the Bored June 12-28, 2009
Come for these exciting sessions:
Speakers:
Watchman: “Ron Paul: Prophet, Priest, and King”
Trogdor: “Prosperity Gospel is Wrong, but That Didn’t Stop God from Helping Me Make Millions in the Investment Game.”
Mountain: “Banjovangelism: Pickin’, Grinnin’, and Winnin’”
Justified: “Hittite Orthography and the […]
PCCBoard Membership May Last Forever
PCCBoard members noticed a change made to the site’s user agreement on Sunday. PCCBOARD now declares that it has a perpetual license to use anything you post to the site — even if you terminate your account.
PCCBoard spokesperson Caveman defended the change as necessary on Nancy Grace’s television show. “We understand why members are upset,” […]
The Board
Yes, it’s down.
Edit: now it’s back up.
PCCBoard 2008 Year in Review
January: Presidential Primaries dominate the pccboard discussions. Everybody guesses wrong about who will be nominated and who will win. Yuck gives everyone a hard time.
February: James wants to know if he looks like a D. Min. Mountain thinks he does. Nightowl gets nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. Soy doesn’t make people gay. Dr. Streeter […]
New Land Speed Record Set For Amazing Grace
Excitement crackled in the air as the Campus Church congregation opened their hymn books this past Sunday. After months of slowly increasing the tempo of congregational hymns, the big day had finally arrived to go for the gold: the national land speed record for singing all of the verses of Amazing Grace — including the […]
Cast Picked for PCCboard Christmas Pageant
The results are in for the cast of the 19th annual PCCboard Christmas pageant. Rehearsals start next week.
Cast members are encouraged to have their all of their immunizations and medical insurance paid up to date so we don’t have a repeat of the unfortunate occurrences of last year. Also note that the sacrificing of the […]
Weather Forecast
There’s a high chance of silliness on the board today with unrealistic expectations blowing in from all directions. The silliness is expected to continue through tonight with thunderous arguments and scattered hurt feelings increasing through the later hours. The low tonight will be a post about Democrats by Mac Parks…
In the ten-day forecast, there’s expected […]
Citizens Prepare for Four Years of Complaining
As Election Day dawns, citizens from both parties begin the careful preparation for four more years of complaining about the government. No matter who is elected, one thing is certain: there will be griping and unhappiness everywhere.
“They’re politicians,” explained Noel. “Of course we’re going to hate them. They’re all the same anyway.”
Sales of generic protest […]
Talks Begin On Proposed Bailout of Graduates Holding Sub-Prime Degrees
As the economic situation continues to worsen, the PCCboard administration has begun talks about assisting the less fortunate among their constituents with a top priority being a proposed bail-out of those who have been left holding sub-prime degrees. The falling value of these unaccredited degrees have caused heartache and panic as graduates discover to their […]
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