By Wilt H. Noeman
As the Olympics are in full swing now, I think it’d be good to notice that the age-old question of free-will versus Calvinism has been answered emphatically by the Olympic Games.
It’s obvious, if you watch, that the athletes aren’t really deciding stuff as they compete. For example, I have yet to see […]
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How The Olymics Disprove Arminianism
Why Both Political Parties are Equally Bad, and the Republicans are Even Worse
By Wilt H. Noeman
People always say to vote for the lesser of two evils, but what if they’re both two evils? Look at the Republicans and Democrats, and you’ll see they’re exactly the same. There’s no difference between the two, other than the glaring ones, which don’t count. But of the two parties, though they’re […]
How the Olympics Disprove Calvinism
By Wilt H. Noeman
As the Olympics are in full swing now, I think it’d be good to notice that the age-old question of free-will versus Calvinism has been answered emphatically by the Olympic Games.
It’s obvious, if you watch, that the athletes are deciding stuff as they compete. For example, either a swimmer can choose to […]
Jeremiah
I’d like to talk to you all today about the book of Jeremiah. I have recently discovered by the use of extremely complex techniques that Jeremiah as we know it today was actually written by six different people. Even more amazing is that all six of them, coincidentally, were actually named Jeremiah.
Now I know […]
First Annual “Boardies” Awards
August brings with it the first annual Cecil Sanderson Posting Awards affectionately known as the “Boardies.”
And the winners are…
Most Quotes from Reformed Blogs: Monge. If a catastrophic accident ever wipes out the entire Reformed blogosphere, they can rest assured in the knowledge that monge has posted backup copies of just about everything.
Most Positions on a […]
Undocumented Population Continues to Grow on PCCboard
In steadily growing numbers pccboard has become home to members who have never actually been to PCC. While some argue that this puts the culture of the board in jeopardy, others welcome the new members as a great source of innovation and different perspectives.
“I’m not sure who these people think they are with their strange […]
Biblical Archeology and Me
I’d like to talk to you all today about Biblical archeology.
Forget everything you think you know about archeology. You are a collective bunch of ignormauses who are not even fit to analyze the contents of your own kitchen garbage can correctly without jumping to all kinds of wrong conclusions.
Here’s the rule you should follow: If […]
Posters Run Out of Dramatic Verbs to Describe Oil Price Fluctuations
As oil prices continue to fluctuate, pccboard posters are hard-pressed to find new descriptive verbs to describe the market movements.
Having exhausted the verbs available at Thesaurus.com, Mountain has begun scouring his seminary library for copies of Roget’s Thesaurus to continue the verbal onslaught.
“After using ‘abate’ in my last post I’m basically out of words,” Mountain […]
Steps to Avoiding “Forum Fatigue”
Leading doctors are now warning that after posting incessantly on internet forums for months on end, some members may develop Forum Fatigue Syndrome (FFS). This syndrome is a marked by a decline in posting, a loss of pleasure in reading new posts, and a growing discontent with the state of the forum in general — […]
PCCBoard Stock Takes a Dive On News of Lower-Than-Expected Earnings
PCCBoard lowered its fourth quarter earnings outlook on a steeper decline in debates threads than anticipated as well as lower than expected revenues in the Gems of Theological Wisdom sector.
PCCBoard now expects to report fourth quarter revenues of around -$219.
According to Mountain, board financial analyst,. “While the near term forum environment is more challenging than […]
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